tupacaroni:

why are mondays so long they take like 3 days to finish

spookygeiszlers:

Just saw a girl in high heels long boarding to class. Godspeed, my queen.

niknak79:

Years of Mario Kart have prepared me for this moment

sexualashton:

ITS BACK

booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

lordoftheinternet:

i wanna get super rich so i can do cool stuff like tip waiters $1000 or pay off people’s student loans for fun

dnorthrop:

radarpaal:

Dad jokes brought to you by Rick Grimes

oh god

Best.

I’ll never get over this

I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that

birdschoolforbirds:

thetoxiczombie:

avengwhores:

Robert Downey, Jr. consoles a young boy in tears because Iron Man isn’t in his costume.

… I don’t know who looks more distraught: Downey or the kid

"oh no I let it down, what am I, who am I, I’m a fraud"

no no i think robert downey jr. is also just now realizing for the first time that he isn’t iron man

santaspice:

*angles laptop away from whoever sits next to me*

despairjunko:

games that let you save anywhere instead of making you go to save points

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allofthefeltbooty:

phoenixfrost:

spamanos:

tumblr needs a wendy

the Government needs a Wendy. 

THE WHOLE FRIGGIN WORLD NEEDS A WENDY

insert-stupid-url-here:

i don’t get enough credit for how much effort i put into my snapchats

netlfix:

Not really feelin this whole school college work until I die thing